That maintenance supervisor is going to be looking for a job. Do you leave that off the resume. I can see the new job interview - Why did you leave your last job?
"Well you see the building I was getting paid to maintain ā¦ It just fell down! "
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And Loco said - let there be cukes!
Mangos =
Avacados got some time still & not a big barer this year ā¦
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How do you get the avocados down? A ladder? Wait for them to fall? hit them with a stick?
(yell āguacamoleā and try to catch them when they run away?)
It looks like theyāre way high in that tree.
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LoLā¦wait for them to fallā¦OR fruit basketā¦like a claw basket on a pole.
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So when they fall are they still a little hard? Likeā¦ they donāt get soft and ripen and then fall?
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No they are usually hard stillā¦ Like anything else - set them out to ripe and harden. But they are still hard for sure when they fall. - USUALLY. exceptions to all u know.
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Not the Mangos howeverā¦lol
They are fruit fly attracting squishy pains in the ass when they fall ā¦
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Get a pet iguana, he will eat those dropped fruits
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He lives in Florida, Iām willing to bet there are more iguanas than stray cats lmao. Speaking of which, whereās my iguana loco? Lmao.
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Shit I knew thatā¦ i blame the weed for my lack of memoryā¦ LOL
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Yupā¦ Believe It or Not iguanas like my hibiscus way more than mangos man. They will tear them flowers up man they love hibiscus. Itās gotta be cold weather Cā¦Thatās when I can caTHC them. You and C - lol CW I mean is the other C. But I have promised him a 1st class airmail ticket if I can catch one. Them small ones is fa fa fa fastā¦
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I donāt know why the hell you would want one. They got salmonella in their mouth their teeth are like razor blades. I thought I wanted one too till it about took my finger off. I think youāll be much more fun going out in to the palm trees or wherever with pellet guns and just start smoking them bastards!
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Fair enough, make sure to get a video, I definitely need to see you trying to catch one for sure!
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Idk i have always wanted one, my friend had one that was almost 6 foot, and he was kind of trained, and by that I mean he would whip anyone who wasnāt my friend or his dad lol.
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Yeah that hole tail thing. Yeah itās real funny until its upside your own head. 
ā¦ you can have um all I got no use.
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Lol, more for me.
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Stop it Happy ā¦ Iguanas Rock!!! Donāt be an anti-guanÄ«ā¦ 
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Fascinating. Iām glad @OlyBoy asked so I could follow. I love avocados so much and know I canāt grow them here, but I sure do try a lot. Got one to actually be a plant and live for almost a year. Next time Iāll do my research. My mom had a GIANT avocado tree that filled up a large part of her dining room. Never had a flower or a fruit, but the tree was gorgeous.
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That last one I caught that was about 2ā scratched the dickens out of moi. I was scared Iād turn green and start whipping ppl. Oh waitā¦thatās when Iām drunk!! Besides the whipping part of courseā¦lol
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