AMEN!
I have heard on multiple occasions that Kidney stones is the MOST painful affliction available for human beings… I’ve heard they’re pretty liberal with the Morphine, but I have no idea if that’s factual or just BS!
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I was expecting it to be bigger than what it comes out. Is anyone has any idea why my plants didn’t grow even though I used Chicken Soup For The Soil® Cannabis Fertilizer?
My friend also grows weeds from the same seed as I do but his plants grow much bigger than mine. He is using cannabis fertilizers.
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That sounds worse than what I was talking about.
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Yeah it was really bad. But if I told you the whole story there’s a bunch of humor in there too that was not funny at all. But it sure is looking back on it. It had to do with a nurse in training on my junk…
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I’ve had kidney stones twice and I’ve had shingles already. All for a guy under 50 is kinda weird. Lol lucky me. My grandmother had some condition called nephralisis spongy something that gave her stones ALLLL the time. Plus she was diabetic overweight with high blood pressure… She had like a half dozen small vials in her drawer that shed collect her stones in. I’d shake them like a moracaca when I was like 8 yrs old, play with them all the time. But yup… I’m genetically in line for the same I think. Good thing is I’m not obese or diabetic…yet anyways.
But you do have to admit… that Cologuard little dude in the commercial is so cute 
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LoL… speaking of nurses in training. When my son was like 5 he got strep or something, I can’t remember but it’s usually red bumps in the back of your throat. Well sometimes it’s on a guy’s ball sack and my poor son had it. Every nurse in training was brought in to see it…lol
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Poor kid, so embarrassing for him I bet. My last scope I had one up my ass and one down my throat at the same time.
They said I’d be sedated… I was awake the whole time. They kept yelling at me to relax. I was thinking how the hell do I do that, it was horrible.
A scope in both ends and nurses yelling at me to stay still an relax. I need another soon, they better sedate e next time!
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He was lucky. He was only five so he probably wasn’t very self aware. I’m in a room on a table with my junk out and two women fiddling with instruments and so on.
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Man that most of tasted horrible huh. 
How do you find a good proctologist… Smallest hands right!
What’s the Dr say right before sticking it up - " this is going to feel a lot like a penis"
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… if he said this, how would he know?
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Because he’s sticking his dick up his ass. 
" Okay I need you to close your eyes and don’t fight it… " lol
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Some.wake up water shots with the coffee boys… N girls too! Not sure I like the night mode.on the new phone!
That’s one big ol fireball huh… Did you know one supernova emits more energy than our sun will put out its entire lifetime.
^^^^^ BTW the pic above that is the drawbridge that opened with a woman on a bike about 3 weeks ago still crossing it. Fell 50’ onto the concrete pillar below, she no longer exists unfortunately. Bridge tender lied said she walked the wraparound lookout, blew the horn twice before putting the gates down. Text messages immediately after from her boss telling her to make sure she says she walked around the lookout. How effing dumb to text huh. Anywho shes already been arrested and charged with involuntary manslaughter.
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Most likely has a lot to do with the lights mi amigo. What is that in a stable, like seriously? That’s pretty cool. You can’t be too upset with that outcome man. Sounds like you could be kinda new to growing on top of that. You got to start somewhere and thats not too shabby for just getting into this wonderful hobby if it’s true. Don’t be so hard on yourself, enjoy the time with her and soak up th experience and words of wisdom from everyone in here… not me - everyone else Im talking about. I’m full of shit not wisdom!!
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loco, you’re right.
@organicneem The blurpull light is just not doing it. Look at your light and see what the true wattage is not the wattage is that it says on the box. Think of the light like your engine in your car. It’s the power. It looks like you’re driving a Pinto or a Vega. You need a hellcat… 
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Loco…be proud ! We all have our areas of expertise…
Remember if you can’t stun em with facts…baffle em with bullshit!
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That was a hard one to toss…maybe a month into flowering but up side I gave it 3 good months of life . LoL Flush sound…
Good thing is that was the only one of my 3 seeds that I have found nanners on. The other two are just out for safe measures. FYI - just the root ball and soil went into the compost.
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So I do have to say for the record that this has been my first real auto flower grow that grew like real honest to goodness Autos. From the 6 they will all be finishing up this weekend and next. Tomorrow pretty much marks 70 days from tap’n in … LoL they pretty much started pop’n pistils at 10/14 days. This has really made me change my auto stance a lil bit. I can see how someone might need their growing characteristics in a certain situation. I still like playing god and prefer regs over all mods but I definitely have a better or more open stance on them now. It’s funny right… I got both prior autos from 2 known suppliers online but Snipes were the ones that grew like an auto says it supposed too. My last took 110 days.
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Well hot damn dang whatever, where’s the pictures? I looked back and this is all I can find for a recent update?..
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Mmmmmeh… I’ll get around to it! It’s all buds anyways. Who wants to stare at little ol colas anywho. Lol I do wish I had stank-o-vision though. Smells lovely. Except for th lemon chz… kinda like a pungent toejam, fruitcup wafting through the air.
Good morning all… happy camel toe day.
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