Hey everybody!
Part of my work with Growers Network involves verifying businesses associated with the cannabis industry. That means I see a lot of business names, and for some reason, cannabis is chock full of puns. I thought I would share a list I’ve been gathering of different puns. Feel free to contribute your own!
- Releaf – This one’s incredibly common
- “The Healing Center” (THC) – Again, a really common one
- Breaking Bud
- Knights Hemplar
- Best Buds
- Jack Pot
- Mary Jane – Common
- High Stakes
- Buy the Ounce
- High Times – Yes, the magazine
- Lazy Daze
- Mariajuana – Thought it was a clever derivation of Mary Jane
- Bud Naked
- Fweedom
- High Noon
- Hippocratic Growth – One of my personal favorites
- Stoned Age
- Meowy Jane
- Starbuds – Came with accompanying modified Starbucks logo
- Citi Dank
- Good Titrations
- Dank Dynasty
- Flower to the People
- Give and Toke
- Zkittlez - Taste the Ztrainz bro
- BHOgart
- Eugreen, Oregon
- Pharm to Table
- Herb N’ Sprawl
- “Happy St. Fatty’s Day – I won’t be wearing green, but I will be smoking it.”
- Terp. N. Tine.
- Royal Highness
- Sons of Agronomy
- Infusiasm
- Canndy
- SupHerbs
- The Legion of Bloom
- Breaking the Grass Ceiling
- Blunted Society
- The Reefinery
- Headmaster
- DUber
- Budding Industry - Growth Industry - Profits Higher Than Ever - Deep Roots – Just some common puns.
- Delving Into The Weeds
- To Be Blunt
- Joint Effort
- High Heals – Double the pun, double the fun!
but if you have kids you will be hilarious till they are about 9