Ohhh well I did it this time guys had a few to many twisted teas and to many spliffs of the glue and cheese and lost my wallet good thing is I emptied all the cash I had into the safe before I started drinking so I don’t go spend money when I wasted and all’s that’s in there are my credit cards and my son’s insurance and info stuff but my wife thinks I lost it in the house but I can’t find that shit anywhere wish me luck
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Well if you had it when you started… did you leave the house when you shouldn’t have…lol… if not it is in the house…
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Lol i quit drinking in 2012. Ive lost my wallet 3 times in my life and 1x it came back.
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I didn’t leave I jus drank and smoked 3 or 4 spliffs and fel asleep in my recliner but it wasn’t a my keys and phone and wireless headphones I usually keep them all together on my kitchen counter but the wallet wasn’t there
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Then your wallet is at home… that’s my point… as a professional fuck up I am good at solving these things…lol…or you were burgalled…
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Check your kids toys boxes… My daughter used to love to steal my keys and put them in her toy box 
Or is it in the laundry in the pants you wore last night lol… I’ve Done that before
Omg look in the fridge I dont know how many times I put the remote in there…
You know what they say about mixing grass and glass…
I don’t know what they say
Dude I think he took it and hid t kuz he did that w a brand new phone I got a yr ago and I found the phone a yr later
But u and my wife think it’s in the house so I had to cancel my credit cards I’m really upset kuz I been having identity issues w the state and I jus lost my last pce of I’d in the wallet so now I need a to get all new everything social card I’d license glad I have my form truck and crane certs in a folder in my house
Mix grass and glass, you end up on your arse.
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