How the hell do you poke a hole in the ceiling like that. It almost looks like a 2 x 4 went through it. From the bottom up!!!
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my head would be spinning around if i saw that! 3rd floor cleaner picked up bloody underwear out of a classroom the same night. i am a truly paranoid personality. i know this. i found 2 coins in rooms and automatically assumed they were checking to see if i cleaned the rooms. i put them on the desks and did my damn job. i may be the one that needs a psych eval 
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My guess is the ppl doing new baseboard but they are also doing demo in a unit 2 doors down. All I know is Iām livid ā¦ Like all the time! LoL thank baby rhinocerosā I have sweet Mary!!
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nope wasnt paranoid for no reason. my boss got a complaint about the bathroom. i leave bowl cleaner in the toilets at night. they needed it. 
that guy was checking my work. its on.
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Kung Fu GrandMa is going to teach them a lesson!
You go Killer! 
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I AM SO PISSED!! i am watching 2 LOng haired Weiner dogs for a buddy who has watched my dog for me twice. The one smaller fucker pissed & shit on my couch then the other one rolled in it and had a fucking party all night. DUDE cāmon tell me they arenāt house trained man. WHAT THE FUCK MANā¦
THANK God the wife put sheets and quilt all over the couch because my dog is not allowed on it and LISTENS.
F U C K ā¦ This is wrong man, he brought a gate for me told me while Iām at work lock them in the back room and pick up the carpet in case because the little one has peed on a rug before. Didnt make a big deal of it or say itās a given theyāll piss inside.
Iām so 
been up since 6 am giving dog baths
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his idea of house trained isnt he same as yours! 
thats why i quit watching other peoples dogs. too much work. i hope gracie doesnt smell that and think its a green light. naaa! she wont!
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shoot as old as he is all i have to do is wait him out.
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Challenge accepted!!! 
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Itās really easy to get them to not shit in the house. Put them in a kennel at night.
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Iām going to have to disagree with you on this one happyā¦ That dog pissed on the blanket we set out on the couch and then slept on the wet pissy blanketā¦ I know shit got eaten too. I could smell it. I trained my dog in about a weekā¦ she can hold herself for an entire day.
LoOL ol CW says they look like they got scolded ā¦ lol
That couch I tipped over is Gracieās couch the only couch the dog didnāt piss on
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That was very funny. I did get a laugh as mad as I amā¦
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kap you have no idea how close that turtles face resembles that guy! he is so dang old he shuffles and uses the carts to hold himself up. i would say he has about 10 years on me but i had to show off that i could get down on the floor to wipe up a spill and could get up all by myself all us old people will know what i mean
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are those dogs any kind of trained? like maybe pee pad? i totally screwed up using pee pads on my oldest dogs. if i leave a newspaper on the floor they think they have to pee on it
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They gave me a box of padsā¦ I put 1 down and it pissed right beside itā¦ AFTER I got done walking him.
They were pretty good last night though. My wife slept on the couch with the dust buster on her lap. I should have got a picture when I woke her up this morningā¦ itās was precious!!!
Only one puddle of pee in the back room and they both peed n pood when I walked them at 8 this morning. I was actually a little bit too happy because when we came inside and I was still congratulating & playing with Charlie (the younger one about 1 yr old) that he dribbled some more pee on meā¦ LMAO I canāt get mad at that ā¦ Donāt get me wrong - it pisses me off but heās only 1 yrs in a new environment plus excited = I asked for itā¦ ha ha.
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Ur thread is such a happy, fun place!
My captainā¦ how did Loco know the flies were virginsā¦ Omg, peed my pants when I read that!!!
And Trishā¦ yer co-worker sounds a lil shady. Did u look for cameras?
Well I have a bathroom story. I was at Samās club shopping, many years ago. I was in nursing school, so around 2013. I had to use the restroom, and with school and all, my life seemed p stressful. So I thought, Iām just gonna sit down and and take all the time I want. And got out my phone and started playing Clash Royale. At one point I heard a woman out by the sink say"Get outta here!! This is the womenās restroom!!
So I knew some male had walked in.
Some time laterā¦ I wasnāt paying attention to realize that the restroom got really quiet. Next thing I know I hear mans voice say āhello?ā. Otherwise, it was totally silent. I immediately said āhi, yes, Iām in hereā.
Then I see a manās feet enter the stall right smack next to me! Mother humper! And I know he can see my feet, if I can see his.
So Iām thinking maybe heās just a dude who has to pee really bad. But Iām listening for a zipper soundā¦ nadaā¦ urine stream? Nope.
Then I got really scared. I pictured a robber type in that stall to assemble his AK 47.
Omg.
So I have to get the fuck outta there! Then I look to my right, no toilet paper!
Fuck a duck!
So I tried to wipe with a toilet seat cover, but my hands were shaking so bad, I got poop on one!
I rushed over to the sink and washed my hands as fast as humanly possible. Flew out of there with wet hands. Rounded a corner, and ran smack into a cleaning cart which had been placed across the womenās room door. Thatās why the rr had emptied out. He was a cleaner, not a terrorist. I went to the store manager and complained. I guess the guy didnāt speak English. And was prob tired of waiting?
Dang, I nearly had a heart attack that day.
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Are you kidding me right now no the toilet paper andā¦
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Iām perfectly serious!
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Thanks that the hardest Iāve laughed in a while 
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Of course it was a terrorist!
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