- The Adventures Of -
Ziggy, Marley, and Cheech: The Bakening -
Once upon a time, there were three cannabis enthusiasts named Ziggy, Marley, and Cheech. They were all invited to a fancy party, and Ziggy, being the youngest and least experienced smoker, decided to bring a joint to share with his friends.
As they passed the joint around, they started to feel the effects of the potent strain Ziggy had picked out. Marley got lost in a conversation with a potted plant, Cheech couldn’t stop giggling at the wallpaper, and Ziggy found himself staring at a bowl of fruit for what felt like hours.
Eventually, they stumbled across a group of people discussing the benefits of meditation. Cheech, feeling inspired, exclaimed, “I love meditating! It’s like getting high, but without having to smoke anything!”
Ziggy and Marley looked at each other confused. “Wait, what do you mean, Cheech?” asked Ziggy.
“Think about it,” Cheech replied. “When you smoke weed, it’s like taking a shortcut to relaxation and introspection. But with meditation, you can achieve those same feelings through your own mental power.”
The three friends pondered Cheech’s words for a moment before Marley spoke up. “So, what you’re saying is that marijuana is just a crutch for people who can’t meditate?”
Ziggy and Cheech both burst out laughing. “Yeah, man, I guess you could say that!”
As the party came to an end, the trio said their goodbyes and headed home. On the drive back, Ziggy thought about Cheech’s revelation and couldn’t help but feel a little ashamed. Had he been relying too heavily on weed to find inner peace and happiness?
Just then, a billboard caught his eye. It read, “Don’t judge someone just because they smoke weed. Maybe they’re just using it to enhance their meditation practice.”
Ziggy couldn’t help but laugh. As the hidden punch line was revealed, he realized that his anxiety had been unfounded. He was proud to be a cannabis enthusiast and a believer in the power of meditation. And who knows, maybe someday he’ll be able to achieve that same level of relaxation without the help of Mary Jane. But for now, he was happy to enjoy his joint in peace
-Written by D.R-