thanks kap. i like and appreciate you too. i have no delusions about my family. i do not believe in astrology but mannnn did this make me spit my coffee! its possible that someone i know wrote that horror scope. 
plus i am too old now to think spitting in the food is funny, nope still think its funny, maybe next year.
have a great thursday!
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Gobble gobble til ya wobble wobble YA’ll… Happy Turkey Day -. yā yā!!
Bless us all with dankfullness and holiday beer! I ask baby Jesus to bless all readers with soft bowel movements and ache free days…
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Amen, brother Rock! Happy Turkey Day!
I love ya, trish…you can cook for me any day (edibles I hope) We’d get baked and laugh, and it wouldn’t be fake! I’m Thankful for you for sure! You know that’s true!
Anyone watch the SNL Thanksgiving special last night?
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i have watched SNL since 1979 when i came back to the states. i swore i wasnt going to watch it ever again after kim k was the host. i am a list person. i go over board on every stupid thing. i planned this dinner for 2 months. i got up at 330 am last 2 days to start cooking. i make paula deens banana pudding recipe every year and today i threw it in the trash before it got on the table. i forgot to put the milk in it. it was a banana rock. i have another dinner to serve at.5pm for the people that dont get along with the ones that come at 12pm. i accidentally left a weed cookie on the entertainment stand. oops. i took all the edibles and put them in my car. i dont want any kids thinking the cookies are for them. me in handcuffs kids in ER. happy thanksgiving. thank god its almost over.
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smoke a lil and breathe, you’ll get through it. sounds like you really put a lot into it, be proud of the effort no matter the outcome. im just cookin a small meal for me and my son, and saving some to bring to my mother in a couple days. nothing special, and definitely not as much energy or thought put into it as you. still though, i commend you. Stay safe, stay high
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Yes, get stupid high and say…I’m too old for this! You’ll get through with some edible.
EAT THAT COOKIE!!! Then have another! 
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B u r P… Turkey burps are about the worst … got a little bit of sweet potato mixed in with that one. Yums!!
I already got one nap in today but it’s time for an amaretto n coke. I’m feeling the turkey love!
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thanks it was a job for sure. i wanted one last blow out just in case this would be my hubs last one. almost zero left overs since everyone packed up to go containers that i bought jut for that. i still have about 5 gallons of fruit salad that wil end up in the trash. i got out my bong took a valium ate my dinner and was out by 9. my fist text this morning was do you have any more cookies/
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i got this down now. hit the bong. high right now. then eat the cookies sailing thru the rest of the night. added a valium and that mess still got free rent in my head. my doc said i am in need of yoga classes. pleeezzze! why would anyone think i would go to a yoga class. i need firing range tickets.
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i wanted a beer. i should have cracked that bottle of crown i got for xmas last year.
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OMG, woman! You’re a glutton for punishment!!! Or a saint! 
I’ve never had Paula Deen’s banana pudding and it sounds amazing (sorry about the milk and banana rock …) …
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i go with glutton for $200 . one year i even cooked 2 turkeys. replicated the whole meal. then i laid in the floor and cried it hurt so much. wont do that again. paila deans pudding is called
Not yo mammas banana pudding. omg next level of joy!
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you’re bloody awesome lol. if no one told you, you did an awesome job 
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if you ever get a craving check out that recipe! you will love it i promise!!
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well monday i get to go back to the ortho doc. @happilyretired i had an emg to find out why my shoulder replacement caused me to lose feeling in half my hand. i have ulnar damage. the doc said it could have gotten jostled during the surgery. WTH. soooo it looks like 10 months to a year for the nerves to regenerate if they can. doesnt sound like a promise to me. i dumped a whole bowl of whip cream on my grandson thanksgiving because i thought i could hold the bowl. i was still laughing the next day. his face was so funny. i was trying to clean it up and howling laughing and apologizing. it looked like i threw it at him but i swear i did not. he is my favorite.
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i saved it here because this is my home. 
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You’re the best, trish! One cool rockin’ Grandma! We love ya! Stay medicated! 
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I was at Lackland a bunch of my youth, you know this but I never did any others. I don’t remember hardly any of it but we got off base housing rather quickly when I was shipped back to the old man. That didn’t last anyways before I was back with nana. Ofcourse that’s air force too - the Panzy service right… lol
I think the pictures I form in my head of your antics is probably spot in T. Your grandson prolly enjoyed the whipped cream . Lol poor guy
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my ma was Navy, my dad was Army, and between aunts and uncles and grandpas, i got basically every branch of the military in my family lol.
story time: my sis, 2 yrs my junior, was born in Germany. my mom had left the Navy shortly after I was born in D.C. and my good ol Pa was still in the Army a while longer. when they were coming back to the U.S., my dad thought it would be a great idea to send home a set of cowboy boots… with a brick of German hash in one of them and a brick of baking soda in the other. he never picked it up, according to my mom the place was swarming with cops n dogs. i was no older than 3 at the time lmao.
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