Gobble gobble til ya wobble wobble YA’ll… Happy Turkey Day -. yā yā!!
Bless us all with dankfullness and holiday beer! I ask baby Jesus to bless all readers with soft bowel movements and ache free days…
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Amen, brother Rock! Happy Turkey Day!
I love ya, trish…you can cook for me any day (edibles I hope) We’d get baked and laugh, and it wouldn’t be fake! I’m Thankful for you for sure! You know that’s true!
Anyone watch the SNL Thanksgiving special last night?
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i have watched SNL since 1979 when i came back to the states. i swore i wasnt going to watch it ever again after kim k was the host. i am a list person. i go over board on every stupid thing. i planned this dinner for 2 months. i got up at 330 am last 2 days to start cooking. i make paula deens banana pudding recipe every year and today i threw it in the trash before it got on the table. i forgot to put the milk in it. it was a banana rock. i have another dinner to serve at.5pm for the people that dont get along with the ones that come at 12pm. i accidentally left a weed cookie on the entertainment stand. oops. i took all the edibles and put them in my car. i dont want any kids thinking the cookies are for them. me in handcuffs kids in ER. happy thanksgiving. thank god its almost over.
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smoke a lil and breathe, you’ll get through it. sounds like you really put a lot into it, be proud of the effort no matter the outcome. im just cookin a small meal for me and my son, and saving some to bring to my mother in a couple days. nothing special, and definitely not as much energy or thought put into it as you. still though, i commend you. Stay safe, stay high
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Yes, get stupid high and say…I’m too old for this! You’ll get through with some edible.
EAT THAT COOKIE!!! Then have another! 
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B u r P… Turkey burps are about the worst … got a little bit of sweet potato mixed in with that one. Yums!!
I already got one nap in today but it’s time for an amaretto n coke. I’m feeling the turkey love!
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thanks it was a job for sure. i wanted one last blow out just in case this would be my hubs last one. almost zero left overs since everyone packed up to go containers that i bought jut for that. i still have about 5 gallons of fruit salad that wil end up in the trash. i got out my bong took a valium ate my dinner and was out by 9. my fist text this morning was do you have any more cookies/
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i got this down now. hit the bong. high right now. then eat the cookies sailing thru the rest of the night. added a valium and that mess still got free rent in my head. my doc said i am in need of yoga classes. pleeezzze! why would anyone think i would go to a yoga class. i need firing range tickets.
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i wanted a beer. i should have cracked that bottle of crown i got for xmas last year.
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OMG, woman! You’re a glutton for punishment!!! Or a saint! 
I’ve never had Paula Deen’s banana pudding and it sounds amazing (sorry about the milk and banana rock …) …
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i go with glutton for $200 . one year i even cooked 2 turkeys. replicated the whole meal. then i laid in the floor and cried it hurt so much. wont do that again. paila deans pudding is called
Not yo mammas banana pudding. omg next level of joy!
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you’re bloody awesome lol. if no one told you, you did an awesome job 
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if you ever get a craving check out that recipe! you will love it i promise!!
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well monday i get to go back to the ortho doc. @happilyretired i had an emg to find out why my shoulder replacement caused me to lose feeling in half my hand. i have ulnar damage. the doc said it could have gotten jostled during the surgery. WTH. soooo it looks like 10 months to a year for the nerves to regenerate if they can. doesnt sound like a promise to me. i dumped a whole bowl of whip cream on my grandson thanksgiving because i thought i could hold the bowl. i was still laughing the next day. his face was so funny. i was trying to clean it up and howling laughing and apologizing. it looked like i threw it at him but i swear i did not. he is my favorite.
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i saved it here because this is my home. 
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You’re the best, trish! One cool rockin’ Grandma! We love ya! Stay medicated! 
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I was at Lackland a bunch of my youth, you know this but I never did any others. I don’t remember hardly any of it but we got off base housing rather quickly when I was shipped back to the old man. That didn’t last anyways before I was back with nana. Ofcourse that’s air force too - the Panzy service right… lol
I think the pictures I form in my head of your antics is probably spot in T. Your grandson prolly enjoyed the whipped cream . Lol poor guy
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my ma was Navy, my dad was Army, and between aunts and uncles and grandpas, i got basically every branch of the military in my family lol.
story time: my sis, 2 yrs my junior, was born in Germany. my mom had left the Navy shortly after I was born in D.C. and my good ol Pa was still in the Army a while longer. when they were coming back to the U.S., my dad thought it would be a great idea to send home a set of cowboy boots… with a brick of German hash in one of them and a brick of baking soda in the other. he never picked it up, according to my mom the place was swarming with cops n dogs. i was no older than 3 at the time lmao.
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Man Germany must have good baking soda… winky face. winky face. lol
Even our old man’s are similar Kap. Apple don’t fall far right, good times! It’s nice to hear your type El Kappy! Be good 
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