your killing me! i love to mess with people. i get those calls about stealing my identity and i laugh and tell them wont they be surprised when they find out they get NOTHING! 
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Thatās the phone call right thereā¦
"Hello Mr. Smithā¦ we stole your identity but weād like to give it back!
LoL
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i just busted up over that! dang skippy that is sure what they would say to me!
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If I had to sum up my life in songā¦ nowadays chris
Old Loco
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Size D with extra fillingā¦
ā¦ youāre killing me kid.
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Hiddeee Hoe neighbor!! Yard work galore is the word of the day. Maybe housework be better. I gotta paint some fascia today, do some caulkān, mow the killing fields and some transplants for dessert. Thank the baby rhinos it isnāt even 90Ā° yet @ noon. Could be worse right - I see your neck of dystopia is in another record heat wave.
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Onion rings, onion soup, sauteed, steamedā¦ And thats all I can say about onions.
Took all the jalepenos outā¦ tossed in a pot of dirt from the last grow, some castings, bit of the home made compost, couple cups of perlite and last 1/8th bag of ocean. Should work for some cucumbers and a string of watermelon.
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omg, it had to be at least 10 years ago i had to do a hollywood undead room for one of my grands. she had an under the sea room with castle and all. it was so cute. she used to try and look in the windows of the castle i painted on her walls. now the room is still black and turqouise. ugh! she moved out years ago and i would have repainted. i hate black walls. i did disney animals for her baby. timeā¦ 
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Did some moving around, repots, took down the wood strip in the room and then I planted watermelon and cucumber in the above ground bed. The kingLouis 13 was so yellowā¦ I flubbed up that soil mix fiercely.
Iām thinking both are freakshow
This one mite of selfed topād or something weird, maybe she got vertigo.
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Then what else ā¦ oh she was bad
So sheās not like completely freaky maybe.
Topped a couple of the girls. I wonāt mess with them all. And itās just a pinch off these days Nacho. No shears, no love!! Onward!! Lol
^^^^^^ this one got Epsom she was @ like 7.6ā¦ 2100!! Watered her at 6/6.2 which is much lower then I would normally go but she obviously needs #'s down and she was still coming out over 7 with 2 gallons of run off. We shall wait!! She will get her shit together.
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The Wizard fixed my account! Ty SS!!!
@Slym3r
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YAY! tenga is back!! 
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All sunny days aheadā¦
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Fixed your account huh. Hmmmm!! Well it is nice to see ya. I know I donāt get out much or idda seen ya in clave. Maybe when Iām retired I can browse moreā¦ lol
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So the crappy looking King Lou has had a remarkable turnaround in less then 24 hrsā¦ she is up and praying with a hint of ā¦ Well non yellow! Lol
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Trish Trish bo bish, banana fana fo fish,
Me my mo mish. .
TRISH!
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Shhhhhheeeeessss Back!
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We had regional come bring breakfast this morningā¦ had to sit thru almost an hour of her shit. I joked and said this is more like a therapy session then a work meeting. . LoL it just came out, couldnāt stop I it!! All she did was talk about her last divorce. For the record she asked whatās new going on and one of the guysās wedding is coming up. O M G ā¦ I says you aināt married yet broā¦ you can still run!
I missed you too buttercup 
. Sorry to hear about th hospital visits. Your not getting any younger pluckem! Take care of yourself. So I get once a month AimoVig injections for the migraines and Ive only had 2 in the last 6 months. But like only 15 minutes long because i have the zolmitriptan injections for when they hit. I knew you were gonna askā¦ so ya Iām doing good w them.
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Todayās agendaā¦ Iām on my owner. Bob is FUCKING passed out on the roof just about, slurring and stumbling this morning. I told him go sleep it off, trust me itās noticably I says. lol but ya got to pull this smaller pump today. Motor has a bearing hummin. Had to drain the fountain last night and voila
I do hate electric though, pretty sure I gotta remember this order. LoL
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Bob Bob @TheMadFlascher?
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