🐒 MONKEY BUSINESS Grow Journal Space Journey & Experience

Oh yeah monkey that’s gonna hurt like a MOFO! Need 10mg roxycodone instant release pain pills there. Mannnnnnnnn. Owwwwww.
I feel your pain!!



Ive had both my ankles fused on top of all the hardware. Ive broken almost every bone and ive done that more than once! Smashed all my toes and foot multiple times in different types of crashes.

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Who has the $6 million dollar man meme? Place Here :arrow_lower_left: :point_down: :arrow_lower_right:

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we-will-rebuild-him-better-faster-stronger

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Are those autopots your using?

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OOh yeah baby, I got the Oxynorm® in the hospital, that stuff works wonders :rofl: But they didn’t prescribe it to me. I got the Tramadol, but it’s too weak.

Man your surgery is a couple degrees worse tho mate :scream: :scream: Can’t imagine the pain after. Hell I’m sometimes crawling around in the sofa from the pain dude, but I need to keep my leg up, 14 days. Sucks monkeyballs.
And weirdly enough, my weed doesn’t help. Everytime I vape, the stinging pain intensifies.

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Nope, just Biobizz lightmix in 3gall plastic pots.

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Thats a nerver block not a pain pill. Not a pain pill. Man that sucks. I got sent home wth roxy with 7 days worth then they gave percocet wich i refused them.

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What about this @PreyBird1

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Thats weird. Have you tried flower and not vaping? Might need to do eddibles

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I heard you can decarb an entire cola and then ---- bloop - enema style like. Tell me how it works out Monk! I’m here for you dude, your my boy! Make sure you go up stem first!!!

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Monkey, It sounds like you are suffering from nerve pain, and looking at that gruesome surgery, I’m pretty sure there was a lot of nerve damage done in the surgury, as well as the accident.

If your pain is a combination of intense stinging and burning at the same time…I’ve been there…it’s friggin excruciating and the cumulative sleep deprivation can really mess with your head…I’m not a opiates fan by any means, but you have to talk to your doctors and get some intermediate relief from time to time…just to rest if nothing more…good luck my man …you will survive but those nerves don’t heal overnight…

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I don’t like gruesome shit so i ain’t watching nothing. I had a nerve block done on my arm when they put the plate in my hand…my shit was in a block of swiss cheese pillow and it was EXCRUCIATING when that block wore off dude. I think my 10 percs where gone by noon. Oh man … I just remembered that one – man it was horrible. Well … all uphill from here. Rehab and all that jazz. Get what you put in… do it right! Unless ofcourse - walking is overated!! LoL
Buckle up pluckem… we got faith in ya you little monkey :monkey_face::monkey_face::monkey:
Insert “you can do it” meme here!

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Thank you so much @TheMadFlascher & @LoCoRocK
It’s nerve pain indeed, according to the MD. They upped the dosage, I’m on 400mg/dayTramadol (Ultram) now. We’re almost the fifth day after surgery, today was a little better.

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:rofl: Cheers bud @PreyBird1
Rebuild yes, Better faster stronger, I’m not sure :sweat_smile: :joy:

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Lol i counted in my body
Screws. 128
Leg Plates 6 in the left and 2 in the right. So 8 plates in the legs. 4 fixation plates and a left ulna plate. So 5 in my arms.
Bone fusions in both ankles. Which both have since cracked and now have some movement now. Lol im in so much pain all the time…if i dont hurt im not alive.

My list of bodily carnage and trauma is staggering. The amount and type of accidents i have survived is amazing to say the least. And even more amazing is how unlucky my whole life has been. Just all disasters and 85% was not my fault. So 15% of the time i hurt myself.
@MrMonkey420 ill trade you bodies for 1 day if you could deal…i bet you’ll be wanting to swap back in 5 minutes!

Your tough man hang in there! I mean my silly ass can do it 6 freaking times then so can you.

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You can swap with me Monk. It be fun you’d get to meet like 5 different ppl… atleast. I could stop meds and it be crazy fun for you. When Prey goes thru TSA it lights up like a Christmas tree. Ding ding ding… Bloop bloop bloop…ALERT ALERT!! Danger Will Robinson.
Klaatu barada nikto

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Yeah they checked me relly good with a wand after the full body scan! And the dude was like really focused in my crotch area which i thought was weird!

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Sounds like he liked you P… Lol altho I’m sure that’s the most likely spot to keep the stash on peeps. Juts doing his job with due diligence surely…

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Fack dude that’s crazy.
6 times. Idk how you do it.

Ur halfway there…:rofl:
Respect brother.

“Aaaaand this years strongman-cup goes to …

(moment of silence)

@PreyBird1 ladies and gentlemen!”

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I’m the unbreakable. No problems ever.

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