Love the Gold Leaf. These are mine from a couple years ago.
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BEE U TI FUL! THINK I COULD GET THAT IN A 2X4 TENT? 
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i just watched a horror movie, spiders. it was like silk webbing covered the top of my plant. i already saw the signs of mites i just didnt want to believe it. i bagged that plant up and tonight when i take the trash cans to the curb i am putting it in my neighbors can.
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Lol thats hilarious! You know @scotty17 had mites on some plants and he put them in the dumpster and later on he said he checked and someone had already swooped em up. Ewwwww
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i better check and see if my neighbors are on here. i went to stash that plant and they came up and took out my trash. i wonder if i had any plants in MY trash?
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just in case spider mites be looking at my one good plant i turned the humidity WAY up. spider mites can not live in 70% humidity. it drowns them. i dont think it kills eggs but it drowns adults. at leaast that was what i read. i am sure someone with 90 % will check me. a girl can dream. time to crack open the cookie jar. i just lost the washing machine. funny thing is i dont care. maybe the universe is telling me go shopping and buy all new stuff.
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So no laundry to wash the stove blowing up?
Hey there’s a dispatch 911 reality show. They got a call a woman hid her firearm in the oven came home from shopping, use the oven, guess what… Says her oven exploded sent a bunch of squads. Course she exaggerated… But yah…I thought of you!!!
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that seems so me. gee officer i dont know who put that gun in my stove
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Well thats not true unfortunately. I have pushed up above 87% humidity to control mites reproducing and it really slows the mites down so much so that 1 mite can take 1.2 months to expand onto 1 leaf. Any time i have mites i clone a clean part of the plant. Then i start by watering until significant run off happens. Then take off any leaves that have evidence of mite bites. Mites lay eggs like crazy. And once a female meets a male its permanently pregnant for life. And there more females then males so its already trouble right there. Then once all the leaves are removed defoliate all the lowers. Then take your time carefully spray each and every leaf under neath. Then also spray all of the plant stems and stalks. The finish by spraying the tops of the leaves. I use flying skulls nuke em. Remember you can always treat a tiny plant easily vs. A large one. If its the last of the strain. Then drastic measures are called for.
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thanks! i knew i would get checked on thar one. that would be too easy wouldnt it? i just need to slow it down then and try ur way
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Yup… I’ve had several stoned plant washing adventures. Get a gr8 buzz and just soapy water every leaf. Yup soo much fun. Good luck young woman - if you need some inspiration just call for me. Like this - ’ Yoooo Loooo ’ then I’ll come running with some inspirational quotes.
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Haha…the dope that put it in has it wiped across his forehead too.
Pick up a roll of the yellow gas tape.
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i have never seen gas tape! thanks!
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I won’t lie I’ve doped compression sides before. But that’s water… LMAO yaaaa - come to think of it. Wow! That’s a lil dangerous I guess on gas huh!
C’mon now!! I’ve gone entire days without the guys telling me I had
dope across my forehead!
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Gotta quit putting your whole head in the bag for the deep Namaste Relaxation Whiff.
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Namaste… Won’t hear that again this year! But it smells so good Dog! LoL
It’s funny … pipe dope washes off so easily but you’ll find that shit on you 2 days later. I don’t miss those days at all threading pipe getting all oily and covered… ooh story time!
When I was building gas stations we’d use double wall fiberglass pipe to carry fuel from the tank farm to the pumps. 100’s of feet!! 100’s!!
So we have a shaving machine that cuts back 2"s to secure the clam shell on the outside pipe. Well I had a rag in my pocket all day. Had to take a dump found myself in a rundown, store been closed for months kinda environment. No TP!! YUP!! I used the rag - get over the gross part! I had to leave work and find the first swimming pool I saw. My ass was on fire… it was horrible!
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That ain’t nothing loco. In the early 80s I ran a fiberglass shop for five years. You’ve never felt a burn until a few minutes after you went pee and didn’t notice you had resin on your finger. The only way to wash that resin off your junk is with acetone…
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NNNot a pleasant memory now I think about it.
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Okay… got me! I don’t appreciate a nicely aged resin on my pecker none! Or a fresh one neither speaking of it 
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Screaming coming from the bathroom… " IT burns!! "
Wife yells - got the tract infection again dear.
No this GD finely aged resin is killing me!
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Cut some Carolina Reapers with out gloves, dig willy out of the trap door and do the Bizzy…wait 20 mins…and…
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